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Cards, stationery & Stuff for real life.
Feelings are hard. Paper helps.
For birthdays, breakups, thank yous and other situations requiring a socially acceptable response.
Meet the giraffe
shop by
occasion
Birthday
thanks
Love-ish
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honest
Freshly printed awkwardness
New Bits.
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Build your
emergency
card drawer.
Choose any five cards and save yourself from the last-minute supermarket panic.
Any 5 cards | £15
Preparedness, but emotionally avoidant.
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printed in the uk.
blank inside. obviously
naked cards. planet in mind
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resident emotional spokesperson
Meet Clive.
long neck. short patience.
Big fan of paper. Small talk makes him itchy. More excited than his faces suggests. Will write instead.
MORE ABOUT CLIVE

Shop Clive.
Cards, prints and other things featuring our least enthusiastic employee.
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PAPER-BASED SUPPORT
Shop by social emergency.
Choose the occasion. We’ll provide an appropriate feeling.
Birthday Panic

Forced Gratitude

Romantic Admin

General Avoidance

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Say it on paper. then leave.
Care deeply,
Say less...
Honest, funny little paper things for the moments when your face has failed to communicate the required enthusiam.
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SOCIAL MEDIA, WITHOUT THE SOCIAL BIT.
Caught on paper.










occasional emails.no phone calls
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